Blobsquatch ($BLOBSQUATCH) on NEAR

Nobody's gotten a clear picture. Yet.

blob·squatch /ˈblɑbˌskwɑtʃ/ noun. A blurry photo someone swears is Bigfoot.

Blobsquatch is the NEAR mascot nobody believes in. A guy in a $40 Bigfoot suit, his buddy Barry on camera, and fifty-nine years of blurry photos. Every chain has a meme coin. NEAR has a cryptid. You had to be NEAR.

ContractPosted at launch

Going squatching is free. Snapping a pic mints your Blobsquatch NFT, and it develops later. How the NFTs work

Preview the chart:

At launch the scene follows the real $BLOBSQUATCH chart. Up 2% in the last hour, they both lose it. Down 2%, Blobsquatch hides and Barry dozes off.

The sighting record

Fifty-nine years, three sightings, zero clear pictures.

1967First blur

The first blurry photo. Barry swears the flash was an accident.

2013Unmasked

Grand Theft Auto V put a guy in a Bigfoot costume in the woods, let you chase him down until he pulled off his own mask, and never gave him a name.

2026Named

We did. Blobsquatch is on NEAR. GTA 6 comes out November 19. He is not in it. Yet.

No confirmed sightings. Yet.

1,967 Polaroids. One per wallet.

Every Blobsquatch NFT is a photo from your own sighting, and there's more than one blobsquatch out there. Pose, setting and film are picked when you mint, so no two shots are the same.

Every Polaroid stays undeveloped until the reveal. Nobody's gotten a clear picture. Yet.

How to get one
  1. Tap Go Squatching. It's free.
  2. When you're close, tap Snap a pic and approve the mint in your NEAR wallet.
  3. Your Polaroid starts developing. That's your NFT.
  • 3 NEAR, or free if your wallet holds 1,000,000+ $BLOBSQUATCH.
  • One per wallet. 1,967 in total.
  • Polaroids develop when all 1,967 are minted, or on the reveal date, whichever comes first.
  • Before the mint opens, we post a fingerprint of the final art (a provenance hash), so nobody can rig who gets the rare ones.
  • #352 is a one of one, "Frame 352," named for the film's famous look-back frame.
Where your 3 NEAR goes
  • 1 NEAR buys $BLOBSQUATCH on the open market and burns it.
  • 1 NEAR goes to the Squatcher Stash.
  • 1 NEAR goes to the creator.

Resales pay a 3% royalty: 1% buys and burns $BLOBSQUATCH, 1% goes to the Squatcher Stash and 1% to the creator. Every burn is posted in Field notes with its transaction.

Traits: pose, setting and film, plus a very rare, completely blurry "true blobsquatch."

Snap the Squatch

Blobsquatch are hiding in the trees, and there's more than one. Keep one in your crosshair until the focus ring locks, then snap. Far shots pay the most but take the longest to focus. Snap too soon and all you get is a blobsquatch. Don't photograph bears. Or Barry.

Snap the Squatch Hover to focus, click to snap. On a phone, hold to focus and let go to snap.
RND 1 · SEEN 0/10 · CLEAR 0/4FILM ▮▮▮ · SCORE 0 · BEST 0
Connect a NEAR wallet to log your scores.

Any future airdrop would go to wallets that also hold $BLOBSQUATCH. Nothing is promised.

Squatcher Stash

The community's fund. It starts with 1% of the supply, and it collects 1 NEAR from every NFT mint plus 1% of every NFT resale.

Raised from mints0 NEAR

Every paid mint, counted from the chain.

Burned0

$BLOBSQUATCH bought on the open market and burned.

Stash balance0 NEAR

What the Squatcher Stash holds right now.

Receipts go live at launch and update from the chain.

What it pays for
  • Prizes for top Snap the Squatch players.
  • Marketing and contests.
  • Art for new NFT traits and seasons.

Down the road, Blobsquatch might get a say in how it's spent.

Field notes
Every Stash payment and every burn gets logged here with a link to the transaction. The first entry lands at launch.
Stash walletPosted at launch

Get $BLOBSQUATCH

Total supply1 billion

1,000,000,000 $BLOBSQUATCH. No more can ever be made, and every NFT mint burns some.

AirdropComing

A share of the supply goes to active NEAR wallets. The size and snapshot get posted after launch.

LiquidityAll in the pool

The whole launch supply goes into a public NEAR pool from the first block. No presale, no bonding curve, and 0% buy or sell tax.

TeamBought, not minted

No free team allocation. The team buys at launch like everyone else, from the team wallet posted below, so you can watch every token it holds. Part of that buy seeds the Squatcher Stash.

  1. Get a NEAR wallet, like Meteor, HOT, or MyNearWallet.
  2. Buy some NEAR and send it to your wallet.
  3. Open the Blobsquatch launch, or paste the contract into a NEAR swap. Links go up at launch.
  4. Swap for $BLOBSQUATCH. You're a Squatcher.
ContractPosted at launch
Team walletPosted at launch